Fuck what you heard.

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

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heislikefireburningthroughtime:

dailymagic:

georgia-dream:

This was my favorite line in the Suite Life ever.

Or you tell her it was all just a social experiment. 

too soon

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selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

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android18:

meanwhile at tumblr headquarters

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brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

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the-yolocaust:

who is tyler and what did he create

(via fallin-in-n-out-of-love)

dampsandwich:

the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore

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